Remember how I have pink eye...
I went to the doctor's yesterday.
Of course the dr. at the instacare was my little sister's friends Mom.
So she knew me...
She checked me out,
Thought it was a little strange I had a sore throat.
She gave me some eye drops.
I have no problem stabbing myself with my epipen.
But get near my eye with an eye drop.
I suddenly become a 5 year old that fidgets and squirms.
Yeah, I get to do that 3 times a day my friends!
It's pretty much a comedy.
So yeah...since my tear ducts are clogged with all the awesome infection gunk.
(which by the way only comes out when I'm trying to sleep. I can't sleep when there's a lava flow going down my face!)
I now have a sinus infection.
(which also only drains when I sleep.gross.)
and a possible ear infection.
(which makes me feel like a balloon. don't ask me any deep questions. I probably won't comprehend it. or hear it.)
and something that is causing me to flinch every time I swallow because it KILLS.
(I'm about ready to rip out the dang tonsils.)
Between the nasty gunk, sore throat and the coughing. I give up on sleep. It hasn't happened for the last 3 nights. Right when I do start to doze off, someone comes in to wake me up to ask a question.
Luckily Andrew (NOT Elder H!!!! There's a difference!) was in my short dream last night. (before i woke up in a coughing fit)
He managed to give me a high dose of sanity in my dream and made life lots better.
Actually in the dream i was trying to sleep...but then someone came and was a jerk and woke me up...
and he came in and calmed me down. And helped me pick out something to wear. Just like old times.
It was awesome.
Time for some more eyedrops.
Let the squirming begin.
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